Rhymes Ruined

PARTS: (2)      STAR 1  NEEDS TO BE A GIRL
		STAR 2 NEEDS TO BE A BOY	

READERS MAKE MOTIONS WHILE READING LIKE WALKING, CARRYING PAIL.
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STAR 1:  DO YOU KNOW WHO HUMPTY DUMPTY IS?

STAR 2:  I GIVE UP, WHO IS HE?

STAR 1:  HE'S AN EGG! YOU KNOW... "HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL, HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL."

STAR 2:  NO WONDER HE FELL. ANYDODY KNOWS AN EGG CAN'T SIT ON A WALL WITHOUT FALLING OFF.

STAR 1:  ALL THE KING'S HORSES AND ALL THE KING'S MEN COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY T0GETHER AGAIN.

STAR 2:  IT'S NO WONDER. WHY BOTHER PUTTING AN EGG BACK TOGETHER AGAIN ANYWAY? JUST MAKE
         SCRAMBLED EGGS OUT OF HIM!

STAR 1:  UGH! HOW ABOUT THE LITTLE OLD WOMAN WHO LIVED IN A SHOE?

STAR 2:  WHAT ABOUT HER? DID SHE KNOW HUMPTY DUMPTY?

STAR 1:  NO, NO. SHE HAD SO MANY CHILDREN SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

STAR 2:  I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY. HOW COULD ALL THOSE CHILDREN SLEEP IN A SHOE?

STAR 1:  (HESITATES, LOOKS FUNNY AT STAR 2)   WHAT'S THE MATTER,DON'T YOU LIKE NURSERY RHYMES?

STAR 2:  NO. NONE OF THEM MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME.

STAR 1:  OH, WELL. LET'S GET GOING THEN, JACK. WE NEED TO GET THAT WATER.

STAR 2:  OK, JILL, BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M GOING TO GO UP THIS HILL.  (PICKS UP PAIL)    
        (THEY WALK OFF HAND IN HAND)