The Hula Hoop Champion


CHARACTERS (2):	  ANNOUNCER    CHAMPION
(DONE WITH OR WITHOUT HOOPS)
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ANNOUNCER: AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE HULA HOOP CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!

CHAMPION:  THANK YOU, THANK YOU. (BOWS)

ANNOUNCER: LET'S HAVE YOU START OFF WITH THE HOOPS AROUND YOUR WAIST.

CHAMPION:  OKAY. I'LL JUST START WITH ONE. (START MOVING HIPS) NOW WE'LL ADD ANOTHER, 
           AND ANOTHER.

ANNOUNCER: THREE HOOPS AT ONE TIME. LET'S GIVE OUR CHAMPION A HAND, FOLKS.

CHAMPION:  NOW, I'LL START WITH ONE HOOP AT MY ANKLES (PUT IT ON), NOW UP TO MY KNEES. 
           NEXT...MY WAIST...UP TO MY NECK...AND OFF!  (ONTO YOUR HAND)  (BOW TO AUDIENCE) 

ANNOUNCER: FANTASTIC! THAT'S CALLED 'AROUND THE WORLD,' FOLKS. LET'S PUT THOSE HANDS TOGETHER
           AGAIN FOR OUR CHAMPION (CLAP)

CHAMPION:  I'LL GET ONE GOING AROUND MY WAIST (TAKES ANOTHER)...ONE ON MY RIGHT LEG (TAKE ANOTHER
           AND KEEP WAIST AND RIGHT LEG MOVING) MY LEFT ARM...MY NECK...AND MY RIGHT ARM. (MOVE 
           ALL PARTS OF YOUR BODY) 

ANNOUNCER: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN? NOW WATCH OUR CHAMP GET ALL
           THOSE G0ING AROUND HIS/HER NECK!

CHAMPION:  AND HERE WE G0. (GET ALL HOOPS TO NECK, MAKE HEAD SWING FASTER AND FASTER, AND EYES 
           GET WIDE, WHOLE BODY STARTS SPINNING)   "OHooooooooo"     (FALL TO GROUND)

ANNOUNCER: (LOOKING DOWN) WELL, I GUESS OUR CHAMP IS NOW THE EX HULA HOOP CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
           NOW. SORRY ABOUT THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.