Dinosaur Land

Parts(2):		MEAT EATER			PLANT EATER
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MEAT EATER:	(LOOKING AT PLANT EATER) IS THAT ALL YOU EVER EAT?

PLANT EATER:	WHY NOT? I HAPPEN TO LIKE PLANTS.

MEAT EATER:	YOU'LL NEVER GROW UP TO BE BIG AND STRONG LIKE ME!

PLANT EATER:	AT LEAST I DON'T GO AROUND EATING POOR HELPLESS LITTLE ANIMALS.

MEAT EATER:	YOU WOULD, TOO, IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A SISSY!

PLANT EATER:	A SISSY! WATCH IT, BUSTER,  OR l'LL THROW THIS TREE AT YOU!

MEAT EATER:	YOU PLANT EATERS RUIN THE COUNTRYSIDE.

PLANT EATER:	AT LEAST PLANTS GROW BACK. ANIMALS NEVER DO!

MEAT EATER:	WELL I HAVE TO EAT, DON'T 1?

PLANT EATER:	I SUPPOSE. BUT SO DO I. SO STOP PESTERING ME. BESIDES, I'M ON A DIET THIS MONTH.

MEAT EATER:	YOU SHOULD BE! (LOOKIN6 UPWARDS) LOOK HOW B1G YOU'VE G0TTEN.

PLANT EATER:	LOOK WHO'S TALKING. I MAY BE TALLER, BUT YOU'RE CERTAINLY B1GGER AROUND THE MIDDLE.

MEAT EATER:	LUCKY FOR YOU I DON'T LIKE PLANT EATING ANIMALS.

PLANT EATER:	OH, YEAH? AND LUCKY FOR YOU YOU'RE NOT A PLANT.

MEAT EATER:	OH, YEAH? (PUFFS OUT CHEST AND STRUTS)

PLANT EATER:	YEAH! (ALSO PUFFS OUT CHEST)

MEAT EATER:	ONE OF THESE DAYS . . . (RAISES FIST)

PLANT EATER:	ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU WON'T BE AROUND ANY MORE!

MEAT EATER:	WELL, IF I GO, YOU GO TOO!